Apparently, New Jersey has just issued a warning to its Ringwood residents regarding the hunting of squirrels…. yep, you read right… squirrels. According to the state, the Ringwood area has a toxic waste dump that is right next to a popular hunting ground for squirrels. In recent weeks, researchers found a dead squirrel that was contaminated with lead and they have been deemed a health risk.

Are you laughing yet? Oh, trust me… it gets better.

The Department of Health, along with the Department of Environmental Protection, sent out letters to warn its residents to “eat squirrel no more than twice a week and even less for children and pregnant mothers.” (Yes, eat… as in these people are hunting the radioactive suckers and then deep-fat-frying them.) Some sources are saying that these wildlife are undergoing changes due to the toxic nature of the area and are warning residents that the squirrels are contaminated with lead, and consuming them can cause health defects.

One of the greatest quotes (in my opinion) comes from Myrtle Van Dunk, who stated “we’ve known for a long time something was wrong here, we just didn’t know what it was.” Not sure, Myrtle, but I’d guess that the squirrels shouldn’t be glowing. Heck, maybe what was wrong was that you were EATING squirrels in the first place…

So for those of you planning a trip to New Jersey, take caution… If your squirrel is glowing, has two tails, three heads, and comes pre-nuked, you may want to consider having the Caesar Salad instead…

oh, for those interested, here is a link to one of the articles about this.
http://www.topix.net/content/ap/1182678018278752136308043974640667544681

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We can’t say “Merry Christmas,” we can’t have ads for The Nativity in Chicago, we can’t sing Christmas carols in school programs, and now even Santa Claus is being attacked as a religious figure. If the American Civil Liberties Union had their way, we may even see some of the following nativity characters begin to grace front lawns.

AUSTIN, TX – The Young Conservatives of Texas - University of Texas Chapter announced today that they will be displaying an “ACLU Nativity Scene” on the West Mall of the University of Texas campus on Monday and Tuesday, December 4th and 5th. The group’s intent is to raise awareness on the extremity of the ACLU, and bring to light its secular-progressive efforts to remove Christmas from the public sphere. The display, the first of its kind in the nation, will feature characters that are quite a bit different than the standard crèche.

“We’ve got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn’t a Jesus in the manger,” said Chairman Tony McDonald. “The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism. The whole scene is a tongue-in-cheek way of showing the many ways that the ACLU and the far left are out of touch with the values of mainstream America.”

The scene will also display a terrorist shepherd and an angel in the form of Nancy Pelosi.

“The ACLU and other left-wing extremist groups are working diligently to destroy American’s rights to the free expression of religion,” said Executive Director Joseph Wyly. “We’ve already seen in Chicago an attempt to censor the nativity by a city government this week. It’s just more evidence that there is a War on Christmas being waged by the far-left in this country…”

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So, I was stuck in Colarado Springs and got to see Hugh Jackman in The Fountain.

It would have to be the WORST movie I have ever seen.

I mean ever seen.

Worst than Titanic.

Worst than Runaway Bride.

How can the guy who just did The Prestige come out with this tripe.

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Officer Claims Wife Put Pot in Meatballs

NEW YORK (AP) - A detective suspended after testing positive for drugs says his wife served him meatballs spiked with marijuana because she wanted to keep him out of harm’s way by forcing him into retirement.

An administrative judge believed him, and recommended this week that Anthony Chiofalo be reinstated.

Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly has yet to decide what to do.

“We can’t comment because the matter will still come before the police commissioner for a final determination,” said spokesman Paul Browne.

Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force, was suspended without pay last year after a random drug test found marijuana in his system. The officer denied ever using drugs and demanded a hearing.

During an investigation, his wife said she had substituted marijuana for oregano in her meatball recipe in hopes of forcing him to leave police work.

The detective’s lawyers also presented evidence that she had passed a lie-detector test, and offered testimony from a toxicologist that the excuse was valid.

http://story.news.ask.com//article/20061104/D8L6042O0.html

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The Poughkeepsie Journal recently published an article which states 2,600 people in New York City voted. Democrats outvoted Republicans 4 to 1. What’s so special about that? Those 2,600 people are dead. Now the Journal does state that clerical error, not voter fraud, is the cause for so many dead people turning up at the polls. Still, that just leads me to think that there really is no excuse for not voting this election day.

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The Charity, Freedom and Diversity Party of the Netherlands in 2007 will run for national office on a platform of social reform that includes:

• reducing the age of consent from 16 to 12;
• allowing the possession of child pornography;
• allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television
• allowing ages 16 and up to appear in pornographic movies and become prostitutes; and
• allowing sex with animals.

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